Celebratory KVN to the Day of the Teacher

Ved. Dear our teachers! Today, our country celebrates a wonderful holiday - Teacher's Day! This holiday is yours, which means your pupils. Teacher's Day is a national holiday, because all people were students, and each person had a teacher, without which his whole life could not have been right, to which he owes a lot. Only over the years, we understand how much patience, energy and strength our teachers spent to grow us worthy people!

Say thanks to the teacher
Open from the heart!
His from the school doorstep
Meet the kids.
And year after year, friendly class,
The teacher leads us.
He believes in that which is not in vain.
Love will give,
Will harden the heart, spread its wings
Native students
That knowledge is not covered with dust,
And gold at the feet
Snug humbly full cup
Let it be destined!
Say thank you. In our life
Such a teacher is everything!

The jury was awarded to 9th grade students: Anita Karazhegitova, Anelya Karazhigitova, Arman Sitekov, Azamat Dosumbaev.

Ved. So, the presentation of commands. 3 teams of teachers are called to the stage! We represent our teams: name, motto and team emblem. This contest is not rated.

1 competition "Comic questions"

For what the student is kicked out of the classroom (at the door)

What brainless heads are always needed? (Pinouts)

In which month do women gossip the least? (In February)

When are fools smart? (When silent)

Without which a person can not live? (No name)

Which branch does not grow on a tree? (Railway)

How many nails do a well-trained horse need? (Not at all)

What will happen to a red silk scarf if you let it go to the bottom of the sea for 5 minutes? (Will be wet)

What will the crow do after living for 3 years? (There will be a fourth)

Why does a hunter carry a gun? (Over the shoulder)

Where dry stone is not found? (In a river)

What is not tired of doing all my life? (Breathe)

The hunter walked past the tower, and there was a clock on the tower. He shot. Where did he go? (To the police)

In which popular work on the hero three times assassination attempt and only the fourth time he dies? ("Gingerbread Man")

Which of the actors first played the role of auditor in the comedy "The Auditor" (There is no such role)

Why buy new boots? (Because they do not give them a gift)

Why does the fox look around when a dog or a wolf runs after her? (Because she has no eyes on her back)

2 contest "Picture"

The teams take turns drawing cards with the names of animals, birds, fish or insects, and they must depict this animal as a whole. It is difficult to determine the winners here, but a sea of ​​laughter and fun awaits you, imagine, for example, what a team of cockroaches or woodpeckers will look like.

3 competition "Geographical"

For the competition you need a globe. The captains of the teams take turns turning the globe, and without looking at it, poke a finger to any place. Now the task of the team is to depict on paper as much information as possible about the country to which the captain fell with a finger (if the captain falls into the ocean, he will choose the country closest to this point). This may be the locals, nature, attractions. The winner is the team that displays the most detailed picture of the selected country.

4 Competition "Musical"

Homework. Each team in turn show a musical number. Artistry, originality, clarity, quality are evaluated.

5 competition "Picture a fairy tale"

Each team is given a fairy tale. In 5 minutes you need to prepare. Then show the dramatization of the tale.

1 team - Kolobok

Team 2 - Turnip

Team 3 - Teremok

Continue the song by the first word: when, where, why, why, who, what.

6 contest "New Russian School"

A student in the role of a teacher, a teacher in the role of a student play the scene in the lesson. The task of the “teacher” is to get a diary, the task of the “student” is not to give a diary.

7 contest "Exam"

Your full name?

-   When were you born?

-   How many years have you been at school?

-   What is the date today?

-   How many years are left until 2009?

-   What is the name of your children?

-   What color is the sun?

CR capital?

-   What color do you like?

(student)

Who is your friend?

What class are you in?

How much is two and two?

How old are you?

What holiday today?

How is your mother's name?

What is the name of the math teacher?

After how many years will you graduate

What's your name?

Russian language

Tell me correctly: callabout nyat, m and grain, rusted, square and rtal

Literature (we call the names of poets, writers)

Alexander Sergeevich (Pushkin, Griboedov)

Mikhail Mikhailovich (Zoshchenko, Prishvin)

Story ( i call the event, you date, I date, you event)

1380 (Battle of Kulikovo)

World War I (1914)

Decembrist uprising (1825)

Call "Yes", "No"

Biology

Do you believe that watermelon is a berry (Yes)

Do you believe that ciliates are slippers are Italian shoes? (Not)

Physics

Do you believe that Newton is a great French scientist? (no) English

Do you believe that diffusion is the penetration of one substance into another by contact? (Yes)

8 competition "Pantomime"

Teams learn items from each other.

Computer

Bicycle

Schoolboy portfolio

Washer

Balloon.

Hat

Crib

Armchair

9 contest "Who is who"

Teachers give photos of students, students photos of teachers. Find out who is who.

Warm up for teachers

Modernized proverbs

Music competition "School songs"

Dance competition

(follow the lead, evaluate correct movements and activity)

Black box ( School supplies) (pens, notebooks for gifts)

Jury word

Teacher's Day at school. The script "QUEEN AUTUMN"

  Additional education teacher MBOU SOSH number 58 Murashova Natalia Y.
TARGET:   Holding a festive event in honor of Teacher's Day.
TASKS:
  1. Create an atmosphere for collective creativity in each class.
  2. Provide an opportunity to implement the creative ideas of students.
  3. To cultivate a respectful attitude towards teachers, a sense of pride in their class teacher.
  4. Make a pleasant in all respects and memorable holiday for your colleagues.
  5. To unite the entire school community in the process of preparing and conducting a competitive program.

Description:   This is my favorite Master Day script, which I would love to repeat. Coincidentally, in September I had a session at the institute and had absolutely no time to prepare the event. The thought came to mind: it would be nice for the “generation of consumers” to visit the site of the organizer at least once. Therefore, I quickly composed the Competition Regulations and rushed off to the session.
Regulations on the competition for the Day of the Teacher, which will be held on October 5 at 16.00.
  1. Poster contest for grades 1-4. Theme: "Queen of Autumn". Stengazeta dedicated to the beloved teacher. This may be a collage of children's drawings or just a large portrait. Posters are accepted to the competition until October 4.
  2. "Bouquet to a beloved teacher." Bouquet competition for grades 1-11. The selection committee works on October 5 from 8.00 to 10.00, the jury evaluates the work at 11.00. From each class on the bouquet, made by children's hands.
  Evaluation criteria: a combination of the name, color range and taste in the preparation of the composition. Creative solutions from fresh and dried flowers, autumn leaves, berries, fruits, vegetables and so on are welcomed.
3. Competition "Queen of Autumn" for students in grades 5-11. Invent and create an image for your class teacher: use the colors of autumn in a suit, accessories, or hairstyle.
   Evaluated:
  - originality of the idea;
  - quality of performance;
  - protection of the project (description of the costume in prose or in verse).
  4. Optionally, you can prepare a musical number from the class. Review of rooms will be held on October 4 from 12.00 to 14.00.
   Returning to work three days before the holiday, I found a serious preparation, initiated by the children. And it was wonderful!
  The idea of ​​the holiday is useful to teachers and class teachers.

Holiday scenario

Music sounds “Autumn is me”
Lead 1: Autumn has come - the best time.
  Children ran to the school from the yard.
  The bell rings - bore
  He hurries everyone into the classroom.
  And autumn beckons sweetly
  Pamper us.

Lead 2: We welcome you, dear friends, to our competition. Today in honor of Teacher's Day will be
   played the title "Queen of AUTUMN" among class teachers!
Lead 1: But first, let's imagine our strict and incorruptible jury.
Lead 2: A graduate of our school, a silver medalist and an English teacher - Antonina
   Victorovna.
Lead 1: Teacher of biology and chemistry, chief expert on plants, flowers and bouquets - Irina
   Yuryevna.
Leading 2:   English teacher Victoria Anatolyevna.
Lead 1: Teacher drawing and technology, the main expert on all kinds of
   creative crafts Tatyana.
Lead 2: And the Chairman of the jury, the director of the school - Olga Lazarevna.
Lead 1: As part of the preparation of the event, there was a contest of autumn bouquets among grades 1-11 “Teacher
   with love". The exhibition is in front of you. The best bouquets will be solemnly presented to the Queen
   Autumn, as well as members of our jury for their hard work. And the rest will be
   decoration of our school on this solemn day!
Lead 2: Here you go. All official words are spoken. Our cool leaders are very worried about
   backstage ... For you, dear teachers, a song performed by 6 B class.
The song "School ship" sounds (Words: Konstantin Ibryaev, Music: Georgy Struve)
And on a fine September day,
  And when February is sweeping,
  School, school, you look like
  On the ship, running away.
Chorus:   Now our watch is at the school board,
  So a little bit, we are all sailors.
  We thirst for discoveries is familiar,
  The roads are far away ...

Lead out
Lead 1: What a wonderful vision - autumn!
   What colors and what grace!
   Knocks on the frame timidly wind
   He probably wants to be intimidated.
Lead 2: Let the round dance birches,
Let leaf fall swirl more.
   Let the crane wedge fly the kurlycha,
   I'm afraid ... Fall will run after him.
Lead 1: Hold off, blizzards and blizzards!
   Let autumn live wonderful.
   Stop for a moment, you are beautiful!
   My soul sings of joy.
Lead 2: Today, for you, the cool leaders have gladly agreed to present the boundless imagination and creativity of their students. Let's support them with applause. And so, meet!
The background sounds softly the music "Autumn is me"
Leading 1:   - The class teacher of grade 5 Trubacheva Marina Vladimirovna presents his
  outfit, which consists of a scarf and skirt hand painted by children's hands and a hat decorated by Anya Urusova
  - 6th grade. Pavelieva Olesya Aleksandrovna hurries to demonstrate an unexpectedly long blond braid and her outfit, which symbolizes autumn rain and small pieces of ice on the water.
  - The class teacher of grade 7 Kulikova Tatiana Gennadievna represents the most creative solution of the costume! After all, in our Far Eastern weather, rubber boots and a mosquito protective suit are a great choice!
  - Grade 8 is Naumenko Galina Leonidovna. She shows today the accessories made by Dadashova Ophelia: a bracelet, an umbrella and a bezel decorated with autumn flowers.
  - Grade 9. Kuzmina Julia Gennadievna. Her costume combines all the colors of autumn!
  - Before you Levitskaya Tatiana Fedorovna - the class teacher of the 10th grade. The costume for her teacher performed Boginskaya Anna. A skirt with a train, a graceful little hat and an original bracelet.

And the 11th grade class teacher - Fisunenko Svetlana Borisovna completes our autumn parade! The gorgeous hat is decorated with autumn leaves, the skirt and the bouquet complement each other perfectly.
Teachers become semicircle
Leading 2:   What a proud calling
   Giving others education
   Particle of the heart to give
   Empty quarrels forget
Lead 1: It’s difficult to explain to us
   Sometimes very tedious
   Repeat the same
   Notebooks at night to check.
Lead 2: Thank you for what you
   Always been so right.
   We want to wish
   So that you do not know the troubles
Together: Health, happiness for a hundred years!
Lead 1: I ask you to hand over the presentation cards to the jury for discussion. Photographers, do not be lazy. And once again we will ask our favorite class leaders to demonstrate their outfits to the thunderous applause of the whole school!
  Cool heads go to the middle, pose for photos and stand on the left side of the scene.
   (between 3 and 4 cabinets)
Leading 2:   With the song "We love you," you are in a hurry to congratulate Grade 7!
1. We love you, your relatives,
  You gave us wings, a start in life,
  So that we could fly like birds
  To the wisdom of the snow-capped peaks.



  In the eyes of your lake of kindness.
  2. Thank you for simple truths,
  Thank you for your patience and work.
  Thank you for identifying us
  To the world of knowledge is an amazing route.
  The teachers are for us, you are the light in the window,
  Light of knowledge, light of mind and warmth.
  And even if you are angry a little.
  In the eyes, you have lakes of kindness.
  And even if you are angry a little,
  In the eyes of your lake of kindness .....
Lead 1: The jury goes to a secret ballot ... (the jury leaves)
   And we announce the competition of fans.
   - Are there fans of the 5th grade? (fans respond)
   - A fans Olesya Alexandrovna? (fans respond)
   - 7th grade? (fans respond)
   - 8 class is present? (fans respond)
   - Grade 9 supports its teacher? (fans respond)
   - Grade 10? (fans respond)
   - Grade 11 - for Svetlana Borisovna! (fans respond)
Lead 2: So, I see all the fans on the spot. I have only one tricky question ... Now we
   check whether you have studied your cool mom. On the discussion of the issue is given only
   one minute, then one person from the class comes on the scene and answers the microphone.
   ATTENTION, QUESTION!
Background music sounds "Waltz Boston"
  Quiz for students "Do you know your cool mother?"
  * Here are simple questions: about birthday, about eye color, about your favorite dish, color, film, and so on.
  After a minute, invite one person from the class, line them up and give each person a microphone in turn.
Lead 1: Thanks to the fans! Please take your seats ... Our jury is ready to announce its decision
  Sounds of music "Yellow leaves spinning over the city .."
Leading 2:   Sad time! Eye charm!
   I love your farewell beauty
   I love the lush nature of fading,
   In scarlet and in gold clad woods,
   In their wind of the wind is noise and fresh breath,
   And in the dark wavy sky covered,
   And a rare ray of the sun, and the first frost,
   And distant gray-eyed menace.
Lead 1: The word for congratulations is given to the Chairman of the jury - AKSYUK OLGA LAZAREVNE.
AWARD CEREMONY

Stages of preparation.

The first: the longest stage is the development and implementation of the scheme of the table with two buttons and light shades for determining the responding team.

To solve this problem, I have studied the profile of schools and colleges in our city, then, having decided on an educational institution, agreed with the master of the course of installers, NN Melentyeva, on the manufacture of the necessary device. She and her guys developed an electrical circuit, and they assembled a table with two buttons and light shades.

Second: the preparation of interesting questions. To implement this stage, I visited the site of the game “One Hundred to One”, where I chose interesting, in my opinion, questions.

Third: survey of university students and processing of results.

For this, I agreed with the professor of the University Egorova G.S. and she conducted a survey among students for these questions, and then I began to process the results. Moreover, more questions were taken for the survey, so that there was a possibility to choose the most interesting and unusual answers, as well as in the case of a hint from the audience, so that it was possible to replace the question.

Fourth: the collection of teams, the choice of the jury.

The holding of this game was a surprise for teachers, they were invited to it directly from the hall. A team of students, these were young people of the senior classes, and the jury members were agreed in advance.

Between the game the numbers prepared by the classes were inserted.

The whole event took place within 40 minutes.

Holding the game.

The goal of the “One-to-One” game is to guess the most common answers of people from the street to the proposed questions, which cannot be answered with an unambiguous objective answer, “One-to-One” - a team game. Each player must express his opinion, offer his version, but the victory (or defeat) goes to the whole team.

Rules of the game

There are two teams competing in the game, each consisting of five people. The whole gameplay consists of five "games" - a simple, double, triple, opposite game and a big game.

An important role in the game is played by the scoreboard, which displays the six most popular answers to questions (initially hidden) and three miss indicators. In the big game, the scoreboard contains five lines containing two versions named by the players and the number of people who answered the same way.

The game begins with the presentation of the team. The captain introduces the participants, and the participant represents the captain.

Were collected questions on various topics, the survey was conducted at Vladimir University among students of 1-3 courses, so that the participants did not know questions and answers in advance. Two teams are playing - our school teachers and high school boys.

Simple game

A simple game starts with a rally. To the special table with two buttons fit the team captains. Then the presenter announces the question, after which each participant tries to press his button faster than his opponent.

The one who managed to do this, calls his version of the answer to the question. If the version is on the scoreboard, the corresponding line opens (when opening a line, the number of points written on it goes into the “game fund”; the number of points is equal to the number of respondents who named this version). If this version turned out to be the most popular among the respondents and was on the first line of the scoreboard, the presenter continues to play with the team whose player gave the correct answer. Otherwise, the second participant of the draw is trying to answer. If his version turned out to be more popular than the previously named version (located on the higher line of the scoreboard), the move goes to his team, otherwise the game continues with the opposing team. In the event that none of the two versions was on the scoreboard, the rally is repeated, but the following team members are already competing.

Having defined the team, the leader proceeds to the main part of the game. He polls around the players who call the answers to the question. If the version is present on the scoreboard, it opens and points corresponding to the version, go into the "fund", but if it is not there, the team counts one mistake. The game ends until all six lines of the scoreboard are opened (in this case, all points from the “fund” are transferred to the team’s score), or until three misses are made.

In the latter case, the leader conducts a so-called blitz survey with another team. Starting from the end, he learns four versions of the answer to the question from four team members. Then the captain must choose one of the versions of the members of his team or suggest his own. This version is searched on the scoreboard. If it is, points from it are added to the "fund", which then goes to the team, if it is not there, the "fund" goes to the opponents.

At the end of the game the host opens the remaining lines.

Double play and triple play

Double and triple games occur in the same way as a simple game, with the only difference that the points for each guessed line are doubled or tripled, respectively. Another difference is that the draw is not held between the captains, but between the second and third team members, respectively (if the player has already participated in the previous draw, then the next participant goes).

The game is the opposite

The game on the contrary differs from the others in that it is most advantageous for a team to guess not the first line of the scoreboard, but the fifth or sixth.

The question is called, and the teams are given 20 seconds to the meeting, after which the captains call the answers. Versions of commands should not be the same. The first is the team with the lowest number of points to the start of the rally.

Then the presenter opens the scoreboard. If in the process of opening there are versions of teams, points are immediately transferred to their account.

Questions in the game on the contrary begin with the words "The most ...", "The most ..." or "The most ...".

Big game

Two players from the team that scored the most points throughout the program take part in the big game. Before the start of the game, they agree among themselves who play first and who temporarily leave behind the scenes.

After that, the first participant in the big game is given 15 seconds, for which he must answer five questions. For each match of the player’s answer with the answer on the street, the number of points equal to the number of votes for the matched answer is transferred to the “fund” of the big game.

Next, the second player returns from the wings. He does not know the questions and answers of his colleague, as well as the points received for them (however, the state of the “fund” is not hidden). For 20 seconds, he answers the same questions, and if his answer coincided with the first, the player must name a different version. Then points for his answers are counted and added to the "fund" in the same way.

As soon as during a big game, the “fund” is 200 points or more, the game stops and the team is declared the winner of the game.

TOTAL. The team of teachers won, but they could not score 200 points in the big game.

ATTACHMENT.

Simple game.

1. What animal is born from an egg?

Chicken - 20

Lizard - 5

Dinosaur - 3

Double game (points are doubled).

2. What is mail?

Electronic - 14

Russia - 9

Fast - 8

Pigeon - 4

Field - 1

Triple game (points are tripled).

3. Who maintains order in the country?

President - 18

Police - 9

Janitor - 8

Government - 3

Man - 2

The game is vice versa (you need to guess the most unpopular answer).

4. Who is wearing a hard hat?

Builder - 30

Shakhtar - 60

Soldier - 120

Fireman - 180

Motorcyclist - 240

Big game (five questions, 15 seconds, 20 seconds to answer).

5. In which fruit are the seeds?

Apple - 27

Peach - 21

Orange - 8

Apricot - 6

6. Who prevents sleep at night?

Neighbors - 23

7. What insects are most often killed?

Komarov - 28

Cockroaches - 15

Butterflies - 3

Pristavuchih - 1

8. What did the cat drag off the table?

Sausage - 19

Sausages - 12

9. What is a school like?

Average - 20

Russia - 16

Initial - 12

General Education - 6

Quests for an inquiring mind

At the beginning of the competition, each participant is given a pen and a piece of paper in a check. Then they are given the task of "test work". Each leaf has 3 tasks. For all correctly solved tasks the participant is given a five, for 2 correctly solved tasks - a four, and for 1 correctly solved task - a three. Winners of the competition are declared honors.

Examples of tasks:

1) Difficult puzzle
If the puzzle you solved before this one was solved was harder than the puzzle that you solved after solving the puzzle, which was solved by you before this puzzle was solved, then was that puzzle, which was solved before this puzzle, more difficult than this puzzle .

The correct answer: yes, it was.

2) 5 pieces of chain
There are 5 chain pieces, each with 3 rings. Determine the smallest number of rings that you have to unlock, and then - forge, to connect these pieces into one chain.

Correct answer: 3 rings. It is necessary to completely relax one of the chain pieces and use 3 rings to connect the remaining four chain pieces.

3) Potters and merchants
All the inhabitants of one city were potters or merchants. The potters always told the truth, and the merchants - not true. One day, all the residents gathered in the square and each of them said to the others: “You are all potters!”. How many traders were in this city?

Correct answer: 1 merchant was total, because:
a) if there were no traders, the potters would have to tell the truth that the rest of the inhabitants are potters, which contradicts the conditions of the assignment.
b) if there were more than one merchant in the city, then each merchant would have to lie about the rest of the potters.

The funniest phrase

The competition is suitable for both teachers and students themselves. The facilitator invites participants to recall the most ridiculous quotes from student essays or ridiculous statements from teachers. You can even divide all participants into 2 teams: a team of teachers and a team of students. The winning team is determined by the applause of the audience.

You can add to the list of quotes as follows:
"Belinsky in his letter to Gogol was right, but Gogol in the letter to Belinsky was more to the right"
"Rodion Raskolnikov killed an old concubine woman"
"Andrei Bolkonsky took part in the battle of Borodino, because he wanted to glorify the Soviet Army"
"I am not a man (woman), I am a teacher"
"You just give a reason to plunge into something, and you immediately start to enjoy it"
"Abraham Lincoln belonged to 1809-1865 years of life"
"We look with one eye in a notebook, we write with the other hand"
"Don't you have a tongue knock?"
"Brains move silently"
"Do not turn your head"
"Just do not make surprised movements with your hands"

Teacher: Schoolchildren are a cheerful, convivial people and will not miss a reason to joke, to play each other and their teachers, to have a good time, especially on the bright holiday of Teacher's Day. And let this fun contribute to the fun lessons, which will take place in a few minutes. The assessment system also “asks” to be unusual. Let knowledge and skills be assessed on a five-point scale of jokes (i.e. candies, chocolates, stationary goods - paper clips, buttons, pencils, etc.) For each completed task, participants receive an appropriate amount of them. The most successful "students" will receive the title of "Fun 20 ..". Schedule fun lessons as follows: 1. Russian. 2. Mathematics 3. Foreign language 4. 5. History

RUSSIAN LANGUAGE LESSON -

Teacher assignment

   (Russian teachers are called. They will have to write a dictation on the blackboard, but each word of the text must be written, placing all the letters in reverse order, although they will be pronounced as usual)

TEXT FOR DICTATION:
   No, I won't die all
   Soul in the cherished lyre
   My ashes will survive
   And the rot will run away,
   And I will be glorious,
   Dokol in the sublunary world
   At least one drink will be alive.

   (AS Pushkin. "I erected a monument to myself, not a man-made")

   (The written dictation is slowly read out loud)

MATH LESSON -

   (Mathematics teachers are called - they are issued cards and they are prepared)

TASK OPTIONS:
   - Out of every 2,575 Losers, one becomes a school principal. How many Losers get 14 school principals? (36050)
   - Lift capacity 450 kg. 2 first graders of 20 kg each entered the elevator. each, 2 third graders in 25 kg. each, 3 fifth graders of 40 kg. each and a mathematics teacher who weighs the same as 1 first grader, 2 third graders and 3 fifth graders combined. Will lift go top? (400)
   - Archaeologists of the distant future dig up two petrified diaries with a large number of petrified twos. In Colin's diary, they will find 224 petrified twos, and in Tolin -? the numbers of these twos. How many total petrified twos will archaeologists find in two diaries? (280)
   Teacher assignment

OPTIONS:
   - To derive the formula of student happiness
- Prove a theorem on the interdependence of life direct classmates and their intersection in the time interval in school life and beyond.
   - Justify the postulate of the impossibility of equality of the parties of the school love triangle
   - Answer the question: does the dividend recognize itself after division, if before division multiply the dividend by the divisor?

LESSON OF FOREIGN LANGUAGE -

Teacher assignment

   (Foreign language teachers are being called. They are invited to translate into a commonly understood Russian language an excerpt from the second chapter of the novel by A. S. Pushkin "Dubrovsky", previously translated into the language of youth slang by V. Trukhin. Read one paragraph at a time - the teacher tells close to the text)

   “Having landed in the town, Andrei Gavrilovich hovered at his fellow-balabuza, dabbled in with him and threw bones into the mentor in the morning. It was all very violet. Then Kirill Petrovich taxied. All sixes immediately threw up and stuck the handles under the locators. The hillocks were hanging out with him on the laurels, as the coolest authority, ousted a chair, a shorter paragraph. And Andrei Gavrilovich stinkily sat down near the wall. Then came the awesome Kochum, and the secretary uncovered his lapshamet and drove the pontera, that both the bungalow and the whole estate must be unfastened by the bull Troyekurov.
   The secretary shut up and approached Troyekurov on the cirles, gave him a sweep of the ksivu, and Troyekurov with a takeaway podmahnul. It's time to catch up with Dubrovsky and podmhnut, and he wanders.
   Suddenly, he picked up the dunel, hatched out the zenki, stamped the billet with the blank and so did the secretary that he naturally made the layer, grabbed the ink-pot and moved it to the assessor. Everything is natural, skirmished. And he overlaid all with a multi-party system, he drove onto Troyekurov, in short, he screwed up everyone. Ponabezhali scammers, put out Dubrovsky, packed and thrown into a sleigh. Troyekurov with his sixes also taxied out of the office. The fact that Dubrovsky had a roof at once collapsed, strained him to the full and broke off the whole high. ”

DICTIONARY OF "FOREIGN" WORDS

Balabuz - entrepreneur
   Delay - pleasure
   Hillock - an influential person
   Awesome - significant
   Bungalow - House
   Rush over - be terrified
   Dundel - head
   Plast do - fall
   Put out - calm
   Chasing the Pontier - delivering false information
   Leg - Leg
   Basement - come, come
   Zamarcefanit - hit
   Podmahnut - sign
   Scammer - guard
   Lavra - good, great
   Kochum - inaction
   Uncover lashemat - start talking nonsense
   Xiva - document
   Stupid - uncomfortable
   Nightlife - Overnight
Stuck - meet
   Strain - make an unpleasant impression
   Roof off - go crazy
   Impose a multiparty, run over, screw up - curse
   Town - city

Break the buzz - to spoil the triumph
   Pack - Tie Up
   Otsvinarit - give
   Violet - all the same
   Unfasten - give away
   Six - a person subordinate to someone

MUSIC LESSON -

Teacher assignment
   Six squares are drawn on the blackboard.
   (A teacher and three children come out. Each square - a word from a song line. Teachers and students take turns calling the number of a square - a word fits into a square. Participants sing a fragment of a song with this word; then the next rectangle, the song is played; until all the squares are solved)

Motherland

School

Slender

HISTORY LESSON -

   (A teacher and three children come out. The children take turns asking the teacher questions.

QUESTIONS:

1. Do you believe that school in Greek means “leisure”?
   Yes. But the Greeks did not understand leisure by idleness, but free conversations during leisure hours with wise philosophers about various sciences.
   2. Do you believe that there are higher educational institutions whose names in Latin mean “universe”, “world”, “whole world”?
   Yes, these are universities formed from the Latin word “universum”.
   3. Do you believe that in ancient Greece those who taught were called teachers?
   No, the teacher was a slave who took the child to school and watched his behavior.
   4. Do you believe that in ancient times a pupil was called a dunce who stumbling over a given lesson?
   Yes. In the old gymnasiums, a pupil who did not prepare a lesson and read a book with hesitations was mockingly called zaika. In Latin, the stutterer is a balbus, hence the Russified version of the word “booby”.
   5. Do you believe that the teacher's requirement “to know by heart” goes back to the times when they demanded that the text be so perfectly written that it flew away from the teeth?
   No, this saying originated from the custom of checking the authenticity of gold coins and other precious metal products for a tooth. Knowing literally meant getting the necessary knowledge with your own tooth.
   6. Do you believe that when in ancient times people used the expression “cut down on the nose” in reference to each other, they had a brutal old custom in especially important cases to make a mark on a person’s nose?
   Not. The nose here does not mean the organ of smell, but a memorial plate, a tag for marking. In ancient times, illiterate people always carried with them such boards with notches made for memorization. They were called nose.
1st: Dear teachers! We really appreciate, love and respect you. And in the class we listen to you very carefully. And some of your phrases even memorized. In alphabet order

A- And now there will be a cut of knowledge!
   B - Do not come without parents tomorrow!
   Q - Everything I say passes by your ears
   D - Let's not "let's"!
   W - Shut up mutter!
   And - And where is your second shoe?
   H - Need my help, please, but - on your own!
   O - Again, "two"?
   R - If I say, everyone is silent!
   S - How much can you say, so as not to sit on the window sill!
   T - So what takes you more? What I say, or the dead dove that flies over the school?
   E - This control will be in January of this month.
   I - I, too, can read a textbook with one eye and look at the teacher with others.
   : And once again, happy holiday to you.
   1st: Happiness!
   2nd: Health!
   3rd: Energy!
   4th: Enthusiastic!
   5th: Good mood!
   6th: Capable Disciples!
   7th: Responsible parents!
   8th: Loyal administration!
   9th: Optimism!
   10th: And a big salary!
   Diploma to our beloved teacher
   Diploma to the best teacher for what you
   - the most excellent teacher!
   although it happens that you put other ratings
   - behave defiantly!
   every lesson call us to the blackboard
   - the most wonderful!
   always notice our successes and failures
   - the most courageous!
   that is, with chalk
   - the most responsible!
   know the answer to any question
   - the most decent!
   call us to order in class and change
   - the most sensitive!
   always feel who is not ready for the lesson
   - the most memorable!
   never forget that you asked home
   - the most inquisitive!
   love when we all know
   - the coolest!
   in every sense of the word
   And now the most competent one - now you have a certificate!